LMAO, I am sorry but these stories are getting more ridiculous by the day. It is apparent that most of the idiots who come up with this shit have no life! I mean seriously, anyone who can just make up stories to get attention is lacking friends, family and just common damn sense. Who the hell has this type of time on their hands? I seriously have been avoiding the negativity by choice. It is not because I am naive it but due to the fact that we are having an overload of crappy ass news on the air waves, in the paper and all over the net. This has been the most asinine by far! Thanks for the laugh!